August 2009
1 post
soon to have a home
a time outside of normal
life is wondering
scott
July 2009
1 post
living with nature
inside myth, outside of time
too intense for me
scott
May 2009
6 posts
Can poo haiku be?
How does it come to exist?
Without butt haiku?
scott
Give them what they want
Want more poo haikus?
Here is one for your ass
Caca doodoo shit
GreenRock
time travel commence
what year are we in right now?
must be years later
scott
Meter, rhythm, rhyme
I’ll be the best some day soon
You won’t win next time
scott
The future is here
singularity context
turning together
scott
Wake me up next year
for the feasting and dancing.
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
scott
April 2009
21 posts
X-crament
Hands? My pants come off
I shit on your flanges
Write more poo haikus
Out from under snow
collective hope - a new year
it’s so fucking green
scott
I’ll use killing hands,
make a haiku most mighty,
strangle your haikus.
scott
Haiku fight resume!
I’m sorry for distractions.
Let’s fight now as men.
scott
Here’s a bad haiku
I will call it Jerermy
You’re a bad haiku
scott
Blog: the new folklore
welcome to web 2.0
3-D shapes and all.
scott
Internet is dead.
How can you Haiku battle
at a time like this?
scott
Marked Territory
Haiku Catfight go!
List: Nine lives and twenty claws
I spray you with musk.
Lewis Neeff
Haiku battle go!
I question your haiku zeal
Yes, that’s you Lewis
scott
It just snowed today.
Then Jupiter got some tail.
And he made it stop.
Scott
SPRINGTIME
I think it might snow.
Did Jesus see his shadow?
Juno holding out?
scott
Diet Hard 2
What are you, 12 pounds?
Skeletal is the new thin
Drop some weight fatty
Lewis Neeff
cowabunga hey
teenage mutant ninja guys
told you: this is worse
scott
syllables of time
can’t make this line an iamb
note: haikus don’t rhyme
scott
Christ
On Easter Sunday
If Jesus sees his shadow
Six more weeks of spring
Lewis Neeff
ride a bike
faster than walking
but you still see surroundings
it’s good for the heart
scott
need better topics
haikus about my doings
are not good haikus
scott
this lunch kind of sucks
don’t worry you guys
found a can of pork and beans
forgot about that
scott
what to eat for lunch?
fascist sandwich? vegetables?
it’s so difficult
scott
hey go for a walk
infinitely productive
language-reality
scott
This is not a joke
Internet Christmas!
My present: I filled this page.
April Fool’s Haikus!
scott
Feel Good Hit of the Summer?
Cocaine for yuppies,
vice presidential daughters.
I’ll stick with chicken.
scott
Sunlandic Twins
Bright synesthesia
Your mind wanders to climax
Then it gets scary
Scott
Soon the ground will be warm
feet gripping the earth
so i’m not thrown into space
shoes cause discomfort
scott
What happens when YOU aren't awake?
Hey is that a nap?
Or just happy to see me?
Universe in mind?
scott
March 2009
32 posts
The Doors
Jim Morrison sucks
Oh Please don’t turn it up
Ear drums are bleeding
By Lauren
Fish
Don’t have any eyelids
Stink and get slime everywhere
Let’s envade the sea
By Lauren
Tornados
Black spinning vortex
Tore the roof off my trailer
Tires did not hold down
By Lauren
Police
Trying to cuff us
Just because I’m African
Who are the real crooks
By Lauren
Spiral
Trip going smoothly
Amazing fun and ideas
LOOK OUT A K-HOLE!
By Lewis
HAIKUS FOR BREAKFAST?!
Fuck this haiku shit.
Having eaten breakfast cake,
breakfast haikus, STOP.
scott
Yeah Man
Retarded haikus
Lewis says. No, they are not.
They just are, man. MAN!!!
This haiku was discovered by Scott
Solanine
Made potato hooch.
I think it will make me die
or hallucinate?
By Scott!
What Advice from Yonder Prophet
“Go forth and tumble,
Also read shitty Haiku”
Jesus 7:14
By: Lewis
Being A Man
I am so straight
Abhorrance to cocks and dicks
Porno and stew abound
By Lauren
Friday Night Advice
When Sexing Hookers
Tuck your balls into condom
Avoid Penile rash
By: Lewis
Linguist: A trip to Africa
You are fluent when
You can say dysentary
In Kenya’s language
By: Lewis
Wu Tang Clan
Kicking mad rhymes
They aint nuttin’ to fuck wit
ODB od’d
By Lauren
Acid
I dropped like eight hits
Then conversed with a god
But it was a shoe
By Lauren
J.H. Christ
Jews talked mad shit
Should have used your god like power
Put foot up some asses
By Lauren
Tumblr
Why do I like you
So full of weird ass people
Stealing all my posts
By Lauren
Confucious
Old Chinese saying
Stand up on your toliet
now you high on pot
By Lauren