August 2009
1 post
soon to have a home a time outside of normal life is wondering scott
Aug 19th
July 2009
1 post
living with nature inside myth, outside of time too intense for me scott
Jul 2nd
May 2009
6 posts
Can poo haiku be? How does it come to exist? Without butt haiku? scott
May 16th
Give them what they want
Want more poo haikus? Here is one for your ass Caca doodoo shit GreenRock
May 16th
time travel commence what year are we in right now? must be years later scott
May 11th
Meter, rhythm, rhyme I’ll be the best some day soon You won’t win next time scott
May 4th
The future is here singularity context turning together scott
May 2nd
Wake me up next year for the feasting and dancing. I’ll sleep when I’m dead. scott
May 1st
April 2009
21 posts
X-crament
Hands?  My pants come off I shit on your flanges Write more poo haikus
Apr 30th
Out from under snow collective hope - a new year it’s so fucking green scott
Apr 29th
I’ll use killing hands, make a haiku most mighty, strangle your haikus. scott
Apr 25th
Haiku fight resume! I’m sorry for distractions. Let’s fight now as men. scott
Apr 25th
Here’s a bad haiku I will call it Jerermy You’re a bad haiku scott
Apr 24th
Blog: the new folklore welcome to web 2.0 3-D shapes and all. scott
Apr 24th
Internet is dead. How can you Haiku battle at a time like this? scott
Apr 24th
Marked Territory
Haiku Catfight go! List: Nine lives and twenty claws I spray you with musk. Lewis Neeff
Apr 23rd
Haiku battle go! I question your haiku zeal Yes, that’s you Lewis scott
Apr 22nd
It just snowed today. Then Jupiter got some tail. And he made it stop. Scott
Apr 17th
SPRINGTIME
I think it might snow. Did Jesus see his shadow? Juno holding out? scott
Apr 16th
Diet Hard 2
What are you, 12 pounds? Skeletal is the new thin Drop some weight fatty Lewis Neeff
Apr 15th
cowabunga hey teenage mutant ninja guys told you: this is worse scott
Apr 15th
syllables of time can’t make this line an iamb note: haikus don’t rhyme scott
Apr 15th
Christ
On Easter Sunday If Jesus sees his shadow Six more weeks of spring Lewis Neeff
Apr 12th
ride a bike
faster than walking but you still see surroundings it’s good for the heart scott
Apr 11th
need better topics haikus about my doings are not good haikus scott
Apr 10th
this lunch kind of sucks
don’t worry you guys found a can of pork and beans forgot about that scott
Apr 7th
what to eat for lunch? fascist sandwich? vegetables? it’s so difficult scott
Apr 7th
hey go for a walk infinitely productive language-reality scott
Apr 5th
This is not a joke
Internet Christmas! My present:  I filled this page. April Fool’s Haikus! scott
Apr 1st
Feel Good Hit of the Summer?
Cocaine for yuppies, vice presidential daughters. I’ll stick with chicken. scott
Apr 1st
Sunlandic Twins
Bright synesthesia Your mind wanders to climax Then it gets scary Scott
Apr 1st
Soon the ground will be warm
feet gripping the earth so i’m not thrown into space shoes cause discomfort scott
Apr 1st
What happens when YOU aren't awake?
Hey is that a nap? Or just happy to see me? Universe in mind? scott
Apr 1st
March 2009
32 posts
The Doors
Jim Morrison sucks Oh Please don’t turn it up Ear drums are bleeding By Lauren
Mar 31st
Fish
Don’t have any eyelids Stink and get slime everywhere Let’s envade the sea By Lauren
Mar 31st
Tornados
Black spinning vortex Tore the roof off my trailer Tires did not hold down By Lauren
Mar 31st
Police
Trying to cuff us Just because I’m African Who are the real crooks By Lauren
Mar 31st
Spiral
Trip going smoothly Amazing fun and ideas LOOK OUT A K-HOLE! By Lewis
Mar 31st
HAIKUS FOR BREAKFAST?!
Fuck this haiku shit. Having eaten breakfast cake, breakfast haikus, STOP. scott
Mar 31st
Yeah Man
Retarded haikus Lewis says.  No, they are not. They just are, man.  MAN!!! This haiku was discovered by Scott
Mar 31st
Solanine
Made potato hooch. I think it will make me die or hallucinate? By Scott!
Mar 31st
What Advice from Yonder Prophet
“Go forth and tumble, Also read shitty Haiku” Jesus 7:14 By: Lewis
Mar 31st
Being A Man
I am so straight Abhorrance to cocks and dicks Porno and stew abound By Lauren
Mar 31st
Friday Night Advice
When Sexing Hookers Tuck your balls into condom Avoid Penile rash By: Lewis
Mar 31st
Linguist: A trip to Africa
You are fluent when You can say dysentary In Kenya’s language By: Lewis
Mar 31st
Wu Tang Clan
Kicking mad rhymes They aint nuttin’ to fuck wit ODB od’d By Lauren
Mar 31st
Acid
I dropped like eight hits Then conversed with a god But it was a shoe By Lauren
Mar 31st
J.H. Christ
Jews talked mad shit Should have used your god like power Put foot up some asses By Lauren
Mar 31st
Tumblr
Why do I like you So full of weird ass people Stealing all my posts By Lauren
Mar 31st
Confucious
Old Chinese saying Stand up on your toliet now you high on pot By Lauren
Mar 31st